i have never talked to this guy in my entire life and this is how he chooses to introduce himself
IM SCREAMINGSD HKPELP
(via laughbitches)
Instant reblog. This needs to be on every Doctor Who blog.
HEYYY MACERNENA
(via foshoitsnikki)
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
somebody please write a book on this
(via laughbitches)
my dad turned off the light while i was still in the room did you forget who decides to put you in the nursing home or not
(via laughbitches)
My Drunk Kitchen: Pizza John (x)
(via robbstarks)
- fetuses do not think
- they do not “scream out” when they are aborted
- they have no brain function and no nerve endings until long after the deadline for a legal abortion
- they aren’t “sad” when you abort them
- they do not “realize what is happening”
And these aren’t my beliefs, they’re scientific facts
THANK. YOU.
(via kings--and-chandeliers)